Shh! We Have a Plan by Chris Haughton

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Shh! We Have a Plan by Chris Haughton

Shh. They’ve got a plan. Of course they do. Just look at them—one tall and crooked with a sort of hunched determination, the second short and jittery like a kettle always about to boil, the third a blur of limbs and mumbling orders. And then the fourth, the little one trailing behind, soft-eyed and open-palmed and... well, not exactly on board.

It’s not night but it feels like it. A kind of dusky hush, the kind that blankets everything with the giddy thrill of almost-danger. The three big ones move like spies who’ve only read about spies in comics, legs bent too far, arms out like they’re trying to fly without permission. They tiptoe through the woods, silent as socks. Behind them, the small one walks normal. Like a child, really. Because he is.

And then — flash of feathers.

There. On a branch, luminous and round as a dream: the bird. Not a specific kind, just... the bird. Blue like the middle of a bruise, eyes like pins, head cocked just so. And the three freeze. Point. Glance at each other with that unspoken pact that binds all half-baked schemes: we’re doing this. We’re catching that bird.

The smallest one sees it too. He lifts a hand, all gentle awe. “Hello, birdie,” he says, because that’s what people like him do. People who don’t yet have plans.

“SHH!” hiss the others in unison, whirling around with eyes wild like they’ve just heard the enemy. Which, for them, is any sound not part of their plan. And that’s the first time you hear it, really hear it: not a whisper but a command. Shh. Not now. Not like that. We’ve got a plan, remember?

They consult. Heads down, fingers twitching. One pulls out a net. Another points dramatically. The third counts down in a whisper so sharp it could slice apples. Three... two... one...

Lunge!

Nothing.

A blur of wings, a rustle of indifference, and the bird’s already somewhere else, untouched, unimpressed. It didn’t even flap that hard. Just sort of left. The three stare. One’s in a bush, another tangled in his own coat. They’re not defeated exactly—more stunned. Like the laws of nature have failed them.

The little one just blinks. “Hello, birdie,” he says again, softly, like maybe kindness works where nets don’t.

“SHHHHHH!”

Plan two. Same forest, different scene. There’s a stump now, some underbrush. The bird perches again — closer this time, or so they think. Maybe it wants to be caught. Maybe it’s mocking them. Either way, it’s too beautiful to ignore, so they draw up a new scheme, this one involving a box, a stick, some string, and the smug certainty of those who believe complexity equals cleverness.

The little one tries again. Reaches out, palm upward. “Hello, birdie.” There’s something reverent in the way he says it, like the bird isn’t an objective but a guest.

“SHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

This time they don’t just shush him. They glower, bristle. He’s the variable they can’t control. The non-planner. The dreamer. And dreamers mess up plans.

The trap is set. The bait is placed. The string is pulled—

Poof.

Gone again. The bird, that maddening blue speck of hope, vanishes mid-flap. Not even wind left behind. The box collapses on nothing. The stick rolls away like it’s embarrassed to be involved.

The three collapse too, groaning, baffled. But not defeated. No, not yet. There’s always one more plan.

Scene change. A cliff edge. The kind of place where epiphanies happen or bones get broken. They’re sneaking again, though it’s less sneaky now and more desperate. Even their hushes feel louder. The bird is back, preening itself in the pink light of either dawn or failure. It has no idea—or perhaps every idea—that it is the center of their universe.

You can almost hear them sweating.

The net is bigger now. The countdown quicker. The certainty brittle. They leap—

And fall.

Truly fall, this time. A Wile E. Coyote kind of fall, the kind that arcs through the air like a joke and lands with a thump that doesn’t echo because even the forest is done watching.

They lie there, twitching faintly. Dignity smeared across the leaves. The little one walks up beside them. He’s not smiling exactly, but he’s not bruised either. Not by gravity, not by pride. He looks up at the bird, then opens his hand.

“Hello, birdie.”

And this time... this time, the bird comes.

Just lands there, soft as a thought, in his outstretched palm. No fuss. No nets. Just a feathered hush. The bird looks at him like maybe it’s been waiting. Like maybe this was the real plan all along.

The others sit up, dazed. They see it. That moment. And something shifts in them—not quickly, not loudly. But it shifts. They shuffle closer, eyes wide.

More birds arrive. Not one. Not two. Dozens. Wings flitting, bodies dipping. A whole symphony of birds, like a sky trying to remember how to sing. The little one holds still, awestruck. The three others freeze, unsure what to do now that plans no longer apply.

Then, because they’re human, they reach out.

And the birds scatter. In a storm of feathers, they vanish. Not scared, just... done. The forest empties of wings.

The men sigh. Not in frustration this time. Just something quieter. Acceptance, maybe.

Then—

“Look! A squirrel!”

The tall one points. His eyes light up. The others swivel. Possibility sparks like static.

The small one blinks. “Hello, squirrel—”

“SHHHH! We have a plan!”

Of course they do.

They always will.

It’s not really a story about catching a bird. Not in the way catching means owning. It’s a fable curled inside a comedy of errors, wrapped in deep blue shadows and bright little hopes. A meditation on force versus invitation. On control versus presence. On how sometimes the only way to hold beauty is to stop trying to hold it at all.

Chris Haughton’s book is drawn in silence as much as color — the rhythm of repetition, the absurd dignity of failure, the beating heart of gentleness hiding in plain sight. It’s about obsession, about needing to get the thing so badly you forget to see it. And then—blessedly—about the kid who just says hi.

No lesson is hammered. No moral spelled out. But the texture of it stays with you, like the hush of birds taking off just above your head, or the pause before a child speaks something truer than your whole plan.

And so we end, not with capture, not with victory, but with that perfect moment: a hand held open. A bird, unafraid. And a plan, gently unraveling into wonder.

Shh.